painisenjoyment

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Kutztown, PA
Job: webgame designer

they tell me to calm down, take a deep breath, and count to ten.. but i'll sink my face in water before i breathe in, and then ill start to count.

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Score: 6
Millie Megavolte 3

"eh..."

submission: Millie Megavolte 3
date: July 2, 2007

the varied attacks are kind of interesting.

the graphics aren't bad. the gameplay would be good if certain things were different. i don't like how you have to hold the attack key down to perfom an attack. the animation stops dead if you tap it. why?

the sounds were all ripped straight from WoW. i know this is based on the game, but i don't think that's grounds for ripping the sounds, unless you got permission from the devs of course.

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Score: 8
Mini Skating Game

"good concept"

submission: Mini Skating Game
date: November 21, 2006

i wish you had spent a bit more time on this. this is a great concept for a game, but the graphics amke me sad. :(

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Score: 0
Jot + Jab Episode 1

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date: April 15, 2006

i was thoroughly disappointed.

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Score: 2
DDay

"fucking sucks"

submission: DDay
date: January 29, 2006

this is crap, and i wish i never gave you view that i did. is this even historically accurate? or were you just going for horribly done violence?

and a few other points:
-most dead people fall over. you seem to have that backwards, whereas, in here, most of them remain standing, and SOM fall over.
-the artwork seemed half-assed, save the one scene with the sniper rifle. did someone else do that for you? the style seems immensely different from the rest of the flash.
-the soldiers retreat to the right. if you knew anything of screenplay, people read left to right. so visually speaking, they are "advancing".

Author's Response:

It doesn't need to be physically nor historically accurate. After all, it is just a cartoon. I wouldn't know about screenplay since I am not a professional cartoon maker. I don't know what you mean by advancing, because they are retreating.

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Score: 5
Zombie Horde

"hey!"

submission: Zombie Horde
date: October 13, 2005

come on dude, couldn't you think of an original title?? or was this pure coincidence? check out MY submission, zombie horde! on newgrounds.

Author's Response:

Pure coincidence. Nice game.

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Score: 8
Mutants

"nice"

submission: Mutants
date: October 5, 2005

awesome game. i like the upgradability in it. it has definite replay value.

my only issues with it:
|-| add a sound effect when you pick stuff up. sometimes i wasn't sure if an item disappeared, or if i got it. confusing...
|-| character customization. maybe add unlockable things? more replay value in that one.
|-| and lastly, the first level, there are a BIT too many enemies. it definately suits my taste, but you need to cater to the casual gamer as well. you know?
|-| and add more upgrades if possible. i'm not exactly sure what you could add, just something cheap to waste money on. it doesn't even need a huge function, just something you can buy to waste money and make it seem as though you're getting somewhere.

all in all, great game. thumbs up dude.

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Score: 7
Clicklers!

"i was pleasantly surprised!"

submission: Clicklers!
date: September 28, 2005

this was actually a pretty damn good idea for a game. although it's not quite a game yet. i mean, what's the point? there's really no challenge, no progression, no real reason to continue.

i think you should make another like this, but add a timer maybe? some kind a points system? a storyline somehow. like you're this monster or something (king kong?), and you must terrorize a city (click buildings to destroy them) in search of some lady hiding inside. just an idea, but i think you see where i'm going with that.

nice concept with the click and un-hiding the object though. very nice.

Author's Response:

Thanks for the advice,but not all games need a poiny ;)
Very good point with king kong and the princess,ill see hat i can do!

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Score: 4
Vortx

"..."

submission: Vortx
date: September 24, 2005

if you put some owrk into it, it could be better.

slow the speed down. change the weapons system (i started out shooting like 9 bullets at once), add sounds, and just fix the minor bugs. if you didn't see the bugs, you didn't test it enough.

Author's Response:

How high your health bar determines how powerful your weapon system is, silly man.

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Score: 9
A Blackmaze Minute

"wow!"

submission: A Blackmaze Minute
date: September 23, 2005

i was amazed at the quality. but disappointed about the short length. keep these coming!

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Score: 0
The Fashion of the Christ

"ugh!"

date: September 23, 2005

dressup games DO NOT qualify as games. the only reason so many got away with it was because they were either porn, which was fun to look at, or they added some kind of twist, and actually made it funny.

if you can do drag and drop, then you can learn hitTests in flash, and maybe even dynamic text, and then make something useful. you know you can do better! come on!

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